
On a Wednesday once upon a time in a far away land where fantasy worlds
and legends combine, King Arthur says to Merlin, “I want to take over
Europa, and I need to know how by Friday.” After a brief crazy-eyed
look at Arthur, Merlin says “Of course, just give me a few days.” With
that, he shuffled off to his library to think about all kinds of ways
to take over Europa.

First Merlin thought Arthur was insane. There’s no way! It’s impossible! Not only does he want to know how to do it, but he wants to know by tomorrow?! Just because he got a sword tossed at him from some crazy woman in a lake, has liberated the lands from tyranny, and given hope to the people of Britain, he thinks he can take over all of Europa? Well…probably, but rocking back and forth in his chair (I don’t know if they had rocking chairs back then…but let’s just roll with it) Merlin pines over the thought of taking one small kingdom and spreading its glory across the continent. After a few hours of arguing with himself and eating a few bags of popcorn (it’s a fantasy world remember), he spends the evening scribbling down texts, making maps, pouring over historical battles, and entertaining the thought of getting the Lady of the Lake involved…or a dragon…he’s Merlin…he thinks of insanity like that from time to time.

Before talking with Arthur again, Merlin gets in touch with Gandalf the next day (fantasy world, remember?). These two have been long standing friends since well before anyone in either of their kingdoms was born. After many hours of drinking and catching up, Merlin says, “So Arthur’s got this idea….” Gandalf replies, “He wants to take over everything doesn’t he?” Both of the old wizards share a laugh before Merlin whips out about fifty pages of scrolls. Amidst the never ending pages being read while trying to figure out if Merlin is insane or not, Gandalf asks, “Do you ever wonder why they ask us for help? Can’t our Kings just do whatever they want? They are Kings…”

Early the next morning, Merlin met with Arthur. After several hours of discussion, debate, funny looks and lots of scribbling on fresh parchment, the many ideas boiled down to a unified plan between the King and his Wizard to take over Europa. This plan ensured peace and prosperity for everyone in the Kingdom both young and old, and best yet, didn’t involve a crazy lady tossing swords at people from a lake or other large bodies of water (even though at one point that was seriously considered).
Arthur was pleased with the old man as he packed up his scrolls, maps and mathematical contraptions…and as Merlin left the King’s chamber Arthur added, “Oh one last thing....what if I wanted to take over the world instead?”
Merlin cracked a small grin and said, “Of course…just give me a few days…”














